These are some of my favorite "creative" insults...
Go wag your ears (Shakespeare)
He couldn't make a friend if he milked a bull.
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were i to find him in the wild being torn apart alive by rabid dogs, i'd merrily sell popcorn
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Your IQ is lower than that of George W. Bush
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Person A: "You read my mind!"
Person B: "It was a short story anyway."
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Person A: *talking to self*
Person B: "Why are you talking to yourself?"
Person A: "Just addressing the most intelligent person in the room, is all."
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Don't worry, girl, that mustache makes you look dignified.
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Those pants not only make you look fat, it makes me think you're smuggling midgets.
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"Why don't you go slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma."
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I'm sorry, I don't speak fucktard.
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Shh. Listen. Do you hear that?
*silence*
That's the sound of no one giving a shit.
*cue angry reply*
Huh. There it is again.
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